October 28, 2009
That Extendo-Beet has never fooled any woman I've been with. It moves around too much, and can wind up on the side.
October 30, 2009
One of the most important things of my childhood was a Playboy subscription card with a beautiful, nude woman on it. She still reminds me of prosperity and eternity.
November 2, 2009
Life is a bucket filled with joy!
November 7, 2009
When he did not eat enough chocolate, there was hell to pay.
November 15, 2009
In which, we see how it is going.
 
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